Sunday, September 25, 2011

sunday song... and a nightmare

I'm losing my mind ._.
I've put in ~20 hours doing problem sets this weekend. I'm still not done. (edit 10:35 - NOW DONE!) And all of my exams are crammed into the next two weeks. Last night I went to a live jazz thing with some friends to try to unwind a bit. Got to sleep at 4:30am after people stopped screaming outside in drunken jubilation.
And then I had a nightmare.  By far the scariest one in a long time. So on my speaker, I had this guy:
He's been chilling on my speaker since my senior year in high school. I don't remember where I got it, but I think it's nearly as old as I am. It's mute now, but go back ten years and he would spit out grumpy boss quotes if you squeezed the center. It was all fine and dandy, and amused me whenever I saw it.
But last night it went completely bonkers. I dreamed that I woke up (which is odd in its own right) and the boss was staring at me from my desk. And then it said, "Ain't so mute now, am I?" and its teeth began whirring like the chubb chubbs (go youtube it). It started flying and wrecking everything and made huge gashes wherever it hit me. I somehow had a shotgun, but it was absolutely useless.
illustration by Kyle (www.youtube.com/w0h0e0e0)
Apparently I woke up at some point, asked my roommate if he was okay, and then fell back asleep.
It's now sealed in here by ancient Asian magic. 
that's Chinese for "WHAT NOW BIATCH"
Call me ridiculous, but it was that terrifying. I only took him out to take the picture.
This week needs to go by very quickly.

2 comments:

  1. but jon, imagine how much scarier that nightmare would have been if you woke up and it busted the shit out of your drawer

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